What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?